Just like last week, this game is holding a lot on our shoulders. Belgium is good, but we are better. At 4PM EST drop everything and watch the game. We need every last fan cheering their hearts out for Team USA.
Let me fuel the fire. After reading a hilarious yet awesome article on 5 reasons why the USA is better than Belgium I knew this was “share” worthy with the rest of you. The article starts off with, Belgium is a wonderful country that invented glorious things, like great beer and waffles and fries. TODAY, WE HATE THEM. For my entire life, I have harbored no ill will towards Belgium. However, today, America plays Belgium, and thus I am firm in my belief that they are the worst country, not only of the 200 or so currently existing on the Earth, but of all countries ever to have existed, on this planet and any others. The main reason is soccer.
Check out the rest of the article. Today my friends, cheer for Team USA like there is no tomorrow.